Blurb Your Enthusiasm

A woman in one of my Facebook writing groups recently solicited advice on how best to approach a “rockstar” level person for a blurb, given that she’s a “nobody.” I laughed when I read the post, remembering a time long ago…

…It’s 2005 and my second book/first novel is soon to be released and my editor is all askew with worry that I don’t have any blurbs for its back cover. She’d sent off 30 galleys to A-list writers, but none had yet to respond. I suspected not one of those 30 authors were going to put out.

Why? Mostly because I wasn’t part of the in-crowd. Much like what goes on in Hollywood, it all comes down to who you know, and I knew no one in the literosphere. (If you look at some of the “highly praised” novels on your bookshelf there’s a good chance you’ll see a lot of the same authors passing blurbs back and forth amongst themselves like massages in a college dorm.)

While attempting to secure my own valuations, my editor asked me to blurb a book by one of her authors. I said, “Of course,” since that was the polite thing to do. Ultimately, I found the book—a memoir about growing up on an Indian ashram—a little too self-absorbed. (This, from a writer who would go on to publish a self-absorbed memoir about living in a bamboo hut in Bali). As I needed all the good blurb karma I could round up I opined that the book was “wonderfully entertaining and wholly original.”

Once I realized that said blurb karma wasn’t going to kick in, I emailed A-list author Jennifer Weiner directly. Her (many bestselling) books had little in common with mine other than that they were both pigeon-holed as “chick-lit.” Her reply to my ask was curt, polite, and utterly forgettable. Interestingly, in an essay she wrote nine years later, she decries blurbs but goes on to say how sympathetic she is to blurb-seekers:

It’s hard out there for a new writer. It’s especially hard for new women writers who, statistics tell us, are less likely to get published or reviewed. If you’re lucky enough to be in a position to help, why wouldn’t you? I believe in karma, in paying it forward, in using whatever influence I have for good.

Not having been in the path of Weiner’s forward-paying behavior, I began to look further afield. I read a news clip about the actress Emma Thompson who said she adored traveling to  Zanzibar. Since my novel takes place almost entirely on the Tanzanian island, I felt it reasonable to ask a famous movie star to blurb a novel by an unknown writer.

A nobody.

As luck would have it, a writer friend of mine knew an agent who knew her agent who generously offered to send the book to her in London.

Alas. She didn’t blurb it, but she did mail me a lovely handwritten note on personal stationery:

By the time Emma’s (naturally we’re on a first-name basis) note arrived I’d received three good-enough blurbs: one from a local author whose reading I’d attended. The other two came from lesser-known writers enlisted by my editor. One called it a “sexy triumph.” The other stated that my “ambitious debut novel brims with heart and heartache.” (My assumption is that they, too, were trying to garner their own blurb karma.)

Did sales of my novel suffer because I didn’t get any rockstar blurbs? Maybe. It also might have been because it’s not a very good novel (please don’t tell my agent I said that). It started out great but then the editor who bought it in the first place left the publishing house for the opportunity to edit Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth. The new editor eviscerated my plot, wanted more sex, and, well, that part of the story is best left for another time…

I will tell that Facebook writer that there are no hard and fast rules when it comes to getting attention from A-listers. I will point out that it’s not going to be easy to extract blurbs from famous people, but I will encourage her to give it a try. I will remind her that even somebodies were once nobodies and maybe, just maybe, one of them will remember that and actually pay it forward.
This essay was also published in the 12/18/2020 edition of Brevity’s Nonfiction Blog.  

5 thoughts on “Blurb Your Enthusiasm

  1. Emma’s loss, Lisa… And what the hell does her note say anyway? As a consumer/reader, I rarely read what “somebody’s” say… I dont even care what “awards” the book garnered (I’d probably feel different if I was a recipient of any one of those). I’m more interested in whether it’s a Target Reader’s Choice, or an Oprah fave. Excellent!

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  2. I love this! If I ever need a blurb, I will seek your assistance 😊

    I never realized how difficult, yet important this might be, but I think your reminder to ‘pay it forward’ is useful for anyone at any stage of their career. (Of course, I imagine that the more famous you become, the more numerous the requests…so hiding out may become necessary.)

    Light, fun read…but much more profound when you reflect on it. 😘

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    • I love the way you digest, consider, and then come up with such smart insights about even my short simple essays. You make me think harder, deeper, June. It’s because you are an artist–you see the world through a different lens than most humans.


  3. So much yes to THIS: If you look at some of the “highly praised” novels on your bookshelf there’s a good chance you’ll see a lot of the same authors passing blurbs back and forth amongst themselves like massages in a college dorm.

    My editor basically said that blurbs do nothing and to not worry about it, so I crossed it off the “to-do” list. Of course I’ve also said yes to blurbing a book in January so I guess it is still “a thing” – just not my thing.

    Also, guess what came today? MY BIRTHDAY CARD! Thank you – I love it. 💃🏻🎁💃🏻🎁💃🏻🎁💃🏻🎁💃🏻🎁💃🏻

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    • It will always BE A THING, JS. I still look at the back of books before I open to the first page, even though I KNOW so many blurbs are, to some degree “you rub my back; I’ll rub yours.” Writers conference attendees are the worst offenders, but I won’t go into that. 🙂


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